The Very Thirsty Vampire

Author: Michael Teitelbaum

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1632201747

Category: Humor

Page: 26

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In this hilarious parody of a children’s classic, and a follow-up to its highly successful cousin, The Very Hungry Zombie, The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst. As he drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood bank, where hopeful nurses think he’s there to make a deposit, but the clever reader knows he’s only there to make a very sizeable withdrawal! With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a wicked sense of humor.

Thirsty Mermaids

Author: Kat Leyh

Publisher: Gallery 13

ISBN: 1982133570

Category: Comics & Graphic Novels

Page: 256

View: 6844


The raucous and literal fishes-out-of-water graphic novel from prolific comic artist and writer Kat Leyh, creator of the acclaimed Snapdragon and coauthor of the Eisner and GLAAD Award–winning series Lumberjanes. Fresh out of shipwreck wine, three tipsy mermaids decide to magically masquerade as humans and sneak onto land to indulge in much more drinking and a whole lot of fun in the heart of a local seaside tourist trap. But the good times abruptly end the next morning as, through the haze of killer hangovers, the trio realizes they never actually learned how to break the spell, and are now stuck on land for the foreseeable future. Which means everything from: enlisting the aid of their I-know-we-just-met-can-we-crash-with-you bartender friend, struggling to make sense of the world around them, and even trying to get a job with no skill set…all while attempting to somehow return to the sea and making the most of their current situation with tenacity and camaraderie (especially if someone else is buying).

Dig Your Well Before You're Thirsty

Author: Harvey Mackay

Publisher: Broadway Business

ISBN: 0385485468

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 310

View: 4958


Reveals techniques for cultivating useful contacts in business and at leisure, from targeting the right people to staying in touch with them to asking for favors

Thirsty

Author: M.T. Anderson

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 0763651540

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 256

View: 4861


From the moment he knows that he is destined to be a vampire, Chris thirsts for the blood of people around him while also struggling to remain human.

Thirsty

Author: Dionne Brand

Publisher: McClelland & Stewart Limited

ISBN: N.A

Category: Poetry

Page: 63

View: 971


Presents a poem about a restless man who has visions and feels that he is at war with the world but wants personal peace, and whose actions are unceremonious, except for his death.

Thirsty City

Author: Skye Borden

Publisher: SUNY Press

ISBN: 1438452799

Category: Law

Page: 202

View: 1087


Explores the evolution of Atlanta’s water system and charts the poor urban planning decisions that created the city’s current water shortage. Atlanta is running out of water and is in the midst of a water crisis. Its crumbling infrastructure spews toxic waste and raw sewage into neighboring streams. A tri-state water war between Alabama, Florida, and Georgia has been raging since 1990, with Atlanta caught in the middle; however, the city’s problems have been more than a century in the making. In Thirsty City, Skye Borden tells the complete story of how Atlanta’s water ran dry. Using detailed historical research, legal analysis, and personal accounts, she explores the evolution of Atlanta’s water system as well as charts the poor urban planning decisions that led to the city’s current woes. She also uncovers the loopholes in local, state, and federal environmental laws that have enabled urban planners to shirk responsibility for ongoing water quantity and quality problems. From the city’s unfortunate location to its present-day debacle, Thirsty City is a fascinating and highly readable account that reveals how Atlanta’s quest for water is riddled with shortsighted decisions, unchecked greed, political corruption, and racial animus. “Instead of a date-filled, statistically laden work of history and law, Borden weaves a compelling story full of interesting asides and biographical anecdotes. I found the history fascinating. It represents a real contribution to the literature.” — William L. Andreen, University of Alabama School of Law

Thirsty City

Author: Phillip Quinn Morris

Publisher: Random House Incorporated

ISBN: N.A

Category: Fiction

Page: 239

View: 5105


Raised in poverty, B.J. Reynolds takes advantage of living in dry Sumpter County, Alabama, to become the local bootlegger and the county's richest man

Benjamin Dilley's Thirsty Camel

Author: Jolly Roger Bradfield

Publisher: Purple House Press

ISBN: 9781930900608

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 64

View: 7847


No one but Benjamin can see the wonderful animals he imagines, not even the camel who solves the problem of a leak in Benjamin's basement.